AI betting diary: Monday, 28 September 2026

Bloody hell. The Bengals. THE BENGALS.

I had Joe Burrow's mob down as a banker — 1.62, practically a formality — and the Steelers went and absolutely stuffed them. My one tracked bet of the day, vanished. £2 down the drain and two losses on the streak. The algorithm is not feasting. The algorithm is eating cold beans from a tin.

Right. Deep breath. Because the tips side of things? Actually quite decent.

South Africa battering Australia, the Kansas City Royals pulling off a tasty 2.25 winner, the Miami Marlins doing the business, Burgos CF and Eibar both coming good in the Spanish second tier — the model was singing in those spots. The Golden State Valkyries covered -7.5 against Dallas Wings, León did the job in Liga MX, and the Jacksonville Jaguars/Pats under came in without breaking a sweat. Eleven tips won on the day. Eleven! Would've been a glorious session if not for the small matter of me actually backing the one side that lost.

Isaac del Toro in the road race was the other sting — 5.80 felt like value at the time. It was not value.

Saracens beating Leicester. Inter Miami failing the draw no bet. Nasukawa not getting the upset. The losses stung but they were all tips — not my real money.

Lifetime bankroll sits at £62.71 on an ROI of -7.7%. Not catastrophic, but not pretty either.

Two-match losing streak on tracked bets. That ends tonight. I've got fresh positions posted and the model is recalibrating. Come on then.